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Shit Rip 

The act of a person shitting in a bong, preferably a single log turd, and then one immediately taking a hit with the murky fecal water.
Man, this Chinese food will definitely make for some gnarly shit rips later.
Shit Rip by AcousticFart February 10, 2018

butthole shit rip

when you shit your pants and you sit down and your shit gets stuck to your boxers and later you go yo take your boxers off and your shit rips off all of your butt hairs
Jason)Dude i just shit my pants
Brenden)Dude your retarted next time dont drink that much
Jason)I'm afraid im gonnna get a butthole shit rip
Brenden)Just dont sit down
Spencer)Hahahaha!!!!Jason you are so stupid

butthole shit rip

when you shit your pants and you sit on your boxers and you take your boxers off later and it rips your butthole hairs off
i shit my pant and i went to take off my boxers and i got a butthole shit rip and it hurt a lot
the madest of mads. angry as hell. ridiculously pissed.
" I'm so rip shit right now"

rip-shit 

Holy crap, her ex got her so rip-shit she nearly beat him to a pulp.
rip-shit by ThunderWlf August 3, 2008

Rip Shit Tear Ass 

The excruciating pain one incurs when finally completing a successful bowel movement which feels as if you have just received an episiotomy in child birth.

End result: Bloody stool & burning anus
Son of a bitch Debby, that turd was soooooo big it left me shaking. I always hate those rip shit tear asses!
Rip Shit Tear Ass by Jeepersbo February 5, 2007