fart weave

A weave made entirely of donkay tail strands

Damn her fart weave looking fresh

fart weave by Stellmar July 6, 2017

Fart Wave

The art of releasing pungent ass-gas in bed while under covers, and lifting the covers and letting them fall so the pungent odor is forced into the delicate nasal passages of your significant other.

I was feelling gassy and fed the wife the fart wave.

Fart Wave by Jonny Hale December 9, 2008

fart weasel 

An animal that snuggles up next to you wanting to be petted and silently farts, causing you to gag.

Me: petting dog
TYE (Dog) rolls over for chest scratch
Me: Sniff - GAG
Me: TYE you nasty Fart Weasel

fart weasel by jscarsc November 29, 2016

fart weasel 

A pet name given to one's preteen step child

Hey fart weasel, it's time for supper!

fart weasel by Graygoose1111 November 29, 2016

weasel fart 

When in doggy style position and you fart and then suck are in your butt repeatedly making a high pitch sound.

" When Mark and I were doggy styling it last night I weasel farted... It was awkward "

weasel fart by Qwerty9001 October 5, 2016

Tidal Wave (Fart) 

The act of producing an extremely potent fart that first, overwhelms the creator's cubicle filling the tiny space with toxic gas, and second, then billows up and over all four walls to flow into and consume his or her's fellow employees' cubicles, hallways, or offices, much like a tidal wave crashing over a wall wiping out everything in it's path.

Employee 1: Oh my god that is terrible, must've been the chimichanga I had for lunch.

(A minute passes.)

Employee 2: *gag* Jesus Christ Joe was that you?
Employee 3: That smells like Bigfoot's dick.
Employee 4 (walking by): *nearly throws up into trash can next to the copier*
Employee 1: That's what I call the tidal wave (fart).

Tidal Wave (Fart) by 10th Floor Insanity June 21, 2010