gerck 

see also goblin.
Pointy eared Blonde Goblin who excels at lending money, pulling ethnic minority's and geeking at halo. Has tendencies to rub other males legs when they are in close proximity.

1. Wow, is that a real life Gerck? i've only ever seen one in my online dungeons and dragons game.
2. Wow, is that a real life Gerck pulling an ugly black chick? i've only ever thought that was just rumours.
3. Wow, are you rubbing my leg while beating me at halo? you're so gerck!

gerck by Muzza2k April 9, 2005

Leopard gecko 

A small reptilian lizard/gecko that has evolved from a small type of dinosaur often referred to as an 'Adorable floof baby'.

Oh you have a dog? Well I raise a tiny dinosaur, a leopard gecko.

Leopard gecko by AmazingFoot December 1, 2019

jerkin my gerkin 

To masturbate or pleasure oneself. Particularly in a sneaky or humorous way. Mainly applied to males.

I was jerkin my gerkin before the boss walked into my office.

jerkin my gerkin by CountGrishnak June 28, 2008

Slippery Gecko

While having sex in the shower push your partner up against the wall kissing her, then quickly try to insert your penis into her anus and watch her try and climb the wall.

dude i totally shocked her with the slippery gecko

Slippery Gecko by Putrid169 June 29, 2011

dirty gecko parade 

A hardcore line of 6 shots, progressing from most alcoholic to least.

1. Everclear
2. Bacardi 151
3. 99 bananas
4. Vodka
5. Mad Dog
6. Beer

This marathon of shots is meant to be done in a line in under a minute with no chasing in between. Jesus is the only person to successfully complete and keep down all the alcohol in under a minute.

David puked half way through the dirty gecko parade.

dirty gecko parade by hopcopdontstop April 13, 2009

Gerked 

To be gerked is to be jacked around and/or lied to; an act of having the wool pulled over your eyes.

You got gerked!; Is he trying to gerk you again?

Gerked by #truth101 May 9, 2017

Gerchan Farms 

Famous gulag-style farm where Gerchan is kept captive by Curryblast Amit and slapped 24-7 for her milk

"Gerchan is so fine, I just want to slap the milk out of her."
-Amit B00by-slap

"Gerchan Farms is my dream world!"
-Kim Jong Un

"Gerchan needs some Bangladesh whip because she's being insolent and not lactating."
-Lactation Overseer at Gerchan Farms

Gerchan Farms by AmitB00bySlap June 19, 2019