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To fake cry without making tears.
Did you see Amber Turd drying during her testimony? Her face was scrunching up, but she didn't shed a single tear. She even used a Kleenex, but her nose wasn't running!
Drying by oliveantfox June 2, 2022

drying pan 

n. A frying pan turned upside down and used as an umbrella. It will always keep you completely dry no matter how hard it rains.

First seen in an episode of Pokemon.
Oh no, it's raining! I know! I'll use my trusty frying pan as a drying pan!
drying pan by CanisMinor December 1, 2014

Drying Out 

The drying out (sobering up) period after a bender of 3 or more days.
#1: I feel like shit.
#2: Drying out?
#1: Yep, 7 days of solid drinking was a good idea at the time.
Drying Out by YourMotherIsn'tFat October 8, 2008

Drying Paint 

something/someone who is either very boring, bland, uncreative, uninterested etc. or someone/something that everyone talks about when comparing something/someone to something/someone boring yet the "drying paint" is never encountered with
1. Did you see Sams instagram post saying hes bored?
2. Yeah man, he posts stuff like that because hes just like drying paint
Drying Paint by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016

drying off 

Kelly dries off longer than all the other girls in the cabin
drying off by Burger May 13, 2005

Drying the dishes 

When someone is getting it on with someone but then mentions something stupid or inappropriate that immediately ends everything.
Drying the dishes - saying something that turns the other person off immediately.

K was trying to go to second base with L but then mentioned the time of puking near this spot because of a party.