Kershawed 

To pull out of a female, blow load in left hand, and throw cum at a high velocity on a woman's chest.

Last night I kershawed on my chick's tits, think I hit mid 80's with that jizz.

Kershawed by Sugar Ray October 1, 2014

Kershawed 

When you get absolutely obliterated whilst out clubbing, pass out in the club toilets and wake up in hospital.

Man, I can't remember anything from last night, I was so kershawed!

Kershawed by Sambesam June 1, 2017

kershawed 

The act of shaking a girls hand in a proper manner after having sex with her. Knowing that you will ignore her because now you have no interest.

The night was going great until I was kershawed he still hasn't called me back!

Yeah man I totally kershawd that bitch, she actually thought I liked her haha.

kershawed by SM JOE SM April 29, 2010

clayton kershaw 

Starting pitcher for the Los Angeles Dodgers. 2011 Cy Young, Gold Glove, and Triple Crown winner for the National League. Wears number 22. Humble and good looking. A fan favorite.

I really hope Clayton Kershaw gets signed to a long term deal!!

clayton kershaw by Dodgerfan27 March 25, 2012

kershaw 

- verb - to wander, to roam aimlessly, to travel without a destination or reason.

Brian is going to kershaw today because he is bored. Chris is kershawing again today because he has been sitting at his desk for longer than 20 minutes.

kershaw by jb50740 April 16, 2010

kershed 

verb. to be 'kershed' is to be within receipt of social security benefits or to be commonly known as 'fucked' - ultimately pertaining from the orig. source of cockney rhyming slang 'kershaw' ie. 'poor' - see 'po'' 'gypo' or even'giro scum'(a northern colloquialism) for further reference.

As in " It was such a terrible tragedy. He had so much much to give, but alas, he kershed his life away..."

kershed by petray July 6, 2008

Kershaw 

to 'kershaw' someone is to become consumed by a blind fit of rage, as if a red mist has descended over the attacker's eyes, resulting in swinging fists, angry snarls and busted lips. The attackers are often unaware of the fact that they have 'kershawed' someone, in a jekyll and hyde-esque fashion.

Oh my gosh, did you hear that Laura Noble totally Kershawed Andy last night? His lip is completely bust and she claims she has no recollection of hitting him.

Kershaw by PixiePumpkin September 2, 2012