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Heart Boner 

The cardiac equivalent of a penile erection. This is often caused by an overabundance of love felt which resulted from an emotional stimuli, rather than a physical stimuli which is often the case with a penile erection.

In other words, your girl (or boy) does something so cute/thoughtful that you feel a surge of swoonfulness, often causing a rush of blood to your chest and an overall feeling of being wooed.
My girlfriend gave me a hockey t-shirt today which gave me such a heart boner.
Heart Boner by LawSchoolNerd January 20, 2009
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Heart Boner 

when someone says something really cute and your heart starts beating fast. normally causes a rush of blood to your heart just like a normal boner.
me: omg i was talking to austin last night and he gave me the biggest heart boner.
lexie: omg you guys would have the cutest babies
Heart Boner by baml1234 April 21, 2019

Heart boner 

The fluttery feeling you get in your chest when someone says something that makes you just wanna fuck em
"I love you" is an example of something that may resent in an instant heart boner
Heart boner by Thefatty May 23, 2017

heart boner 

When an individual does something nice for you or gives you a compliment.
Usually used with close friends and family. Can be used in all different scenarios.
Friend 1: So I got you some pizza because I know you have been feeling pretty sad lately.
Friend 2: You have given me a heart boner. Thank you!!
heart boner by sandyroses June 21, 2018

heart-boner

To be overly joyed and extremely excited...in the chest.
Chi: I just saw the dark knight.

Aadhie: so?

Chi: I...I..I got a Heart-boner!

Aadhie: What the crazy?...What did you get?

Chi: a HEEEAAARTT-BOOOONNEERRR!

Aadhie: dontuuchmee!
heart-boner by michael chi October 13, 2008

heartboner

What happens when you dig someone, and it's more than just a physical attraction, it's a boner of the heart.
When J. wrote about how she was ready to fall in love, B. said he got a heartboner because, well, they kinda dig each other.
heartboner by monkeepie May 14, 2009