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jailwaiting 

As implied by the terminology, the ongoing act or initial start of "waiting" for a certain "jailbait" to be old enough to no longer be jailbait so the lecherous masses can safely ogle at the person in question.
A: Wow, take in the sight of that delicious slab of meat.
B: Careful, that one is jailbait.
A: In that case, I'll resort to jailwaiting.
B: Still means you're a lech.
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jailgating 

Partying WAY too hard in the parking lot outside of a concert or sporting event, to the point where arrest is imminent.
You see those two jamokes over there jailgating? I bet they never even make it inside to the game.
jailgating by Das Machine September 10, 2011
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jailbaiting 

The act of loading illegal porn onto your phone to see if your mobile carrier is spying on you, which is revealed when you are paid a visit by the feds.
Richard: Damn dude how come Dave got rolled by some federales?
James: Oh he read some shit about Verizon spying on him through his phone so he tested it by putting some CP on it.
Richard: Man that's some hardcore jailbaiting right there
jailbaiting by /w/ October 9, 2013

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026