Meggittis

A condition that causes you to sleep with any living creature with a hole. Some symptoms may include but are not limited to popping pills, binge drinking, fucking your friends men/ or women and in some cases having red hair.

She used be such a sweet girl but then she contracted Meggittis.
Someone should tell Brittany that her friend has Meggittis and she slept with her ex fiance.

Meggittis by ihateyou4169 April 2, 2017

meggitt 

A Meggitt is generally considered as a collective noun for a large group of brain cells accumalated in one person to create frankly a MOTHER FUCKING GENIUS. If a person has a meggitt they are likely to end up a songwriter or studying classics at cambridge

her meggitt is incredible
a meggitt tumour

meggitt by Millie Taylor January 14, 2010

Meggiatico

Aggettivo tipico dell'entroterra veneziano indica una situazione temporale oltre il limite, simile all'italiano "fuori orario". Deriva da una distorsione dialettale dell'italiano "meriggio" ovvero le ore nelle quali il sole è più alto all'orizzonte e la temperatura più calda; anche, il mezzogiorno come punto cardinale.

Oggi a lavoro è stato un meggiatico

Meggiatico by KiloTango89 May 10, 2023

jamie meggitt 

A partially living thing that follows young girls home from school, often a ‘Jamie Meggitt’ has mangled yellow teeth with ginger hair. However, it is mainly seen At the breach of darkness hanging around the streets on a bike, with many women scared to go near it. If a girl has been captured or nonced on by a ‘Jamie meggitt’ they are often forced or tricked into giving him a blowjob in a public glen/forest.

Tiffany are u walking home by yourself tonight ?! Be careful sweetheart there might be ‘Jamie Meggitt’s’ about.

Ellie I’ve just seen a young girl giving a blowjob to a boy with yellow teeth and ginger hair. It must be a culprit to the ‘Jamie Meggitt’ stay well away!

jamie meggitt by The Top Job Fella! December 1, 2019

Meggitt 

A word for a person with a small penis but thinks they have the biggest penis out of everyone they know.

Often refer to themself as having the biggest penis out of everyone.
Saying it can destory a cervix.

Hes such a meggitt

Meggitt by Jessf97 November 24, 2019

Mergitis. 

When your school merges with a dump and your kid is soooo sick about he has Mergitis.

Dude. My kid's school merged and he is so sick with Mergitis.

Mergitis. by Rosieloubotin April 19, 2012

Optical rectum Mengitis 

Shity outlook on life

You have optical rectum mengitis. Ben told Travis that he may have optical rectum mengitis in the motel room feb 22 in Dexter mo

Optical rectum Mengitis by Traviseng February 22, 2021