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chupacabara 

or "goat sucker" is a small animal said to be unknown to science and systemically killing animals in places like Puerto Rico and Mexico. In reality, it is most certainly a fictional creature with vampire like tendencies and an appearance on an episode of the TV show, SeaLab 2021.
The hunter became the hunted when the chupacabra picked up his human scent.
chupacabara by brian April 11, 2005

chupacabara 

Family Memeber who leeches off other family members all the time
Jack is straight chupacabra nowadays, its time to kick his ass out!!
chupacabara by LAMER October 4, 2002

chupacabara 

a folk tale used to scare little spanish children.
if you stay out late the chupacabra will eat you joseltio.
chupacabara by bill cosby November 22, 2002

chupacabara 

Known to make precise incisions into the necks of cattle, sometimes extracting their intestines. Some believe it to be an alien weapon! It is an upright creature with sharp teeth and a protruding spine with wings.
chupacabara by Mental Macca September 17, 2003

chupacabara hunter 

butterbean Dean, big ball shawn and Dane throw water cups,sponsered by Jack in the BOx, at unsuspecting good hearted people out of their automobile because they are egotisical assholes that give each other arabian eyegoggles

toilet roll chupacabra 

A person who, when unable to find the unlimited patience of a saint when they are faced with the task of removing the first square of toilet tissue from the cheapest roll available on Earth, tears wildly into it, shredding it into an unrecognizable ball in the process of attempting to get some usable tissue.
Oh my God, it looks like the crazed toilet roll chupacabra has been at it again, we’ve sadly lost another entire roll of this useless state purchased shitpaper!