Imbatman

What men who suffer from microphallus say when exposing themselves for the first time to a sexual partner. In their minds, being batman somehow makes up for a one inch penis.

Joe exclaimed, "but imbatman" when his partner laughed hysterically at his tiny penis.

Imbatman by Tony/fb/pha March 7, 2017

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iBatman

In contemporary online mac gaming usage, specifically on the service "GameRanger" -- iBatman refers to any person that should be avoided at all costs due to mic spamming, whining, ToU violations, fat wives and inappropriate links.

"Oh shit it's iBatman!"
"Watch out or you'll become iBatman."
"Remember what happened to iBatman?"

iBatman by gamerangerarchivist April 29, 2008

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im batman

a gameing move mostly used in fps games where you sneek behind someone and right before you kill them with a melee move you say im batman

guy1: man i was playing halo last night and tod got behind me and im batmand me

guy2: that happend to me last week on cod

im batman by THE RHOG November 10, 2010

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Im batman

A comeback used when you do something and your friends dont have a clue how.

John: wait you never learned how to shuffle cards? How did you do that?

Jonas: im batman

Im batman by IRllyLikeDucks July 29, 2022

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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