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Numnuts or num-nuts is a slang term that is used to depict someone who is a constant source of trouble. Usually an individual who screws up, or constant makes mistakes. Someone who botches a job, event, or situation.
"Good job, numnuts!"
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"You guys are a bunch of #%^&!$$ numnuts! Hit the ground and give me 50!" (a drill sergeant to his platoon of Army trainees.
numnuts by Guler March 11, 2005
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1. A total idiot, with the mental capacity of a duck
2. Someone who got hit in the nuts so hard they lost all feeling in their nuts
"Shut up numnuts."
Numnuts by dadmenow December 1, 2017
Anyone (especially a network news correspondent) who needs to consult Urban Dictionary to define "numnuts."
Did you see that numnuts on CNN looking up "numnuts"?
numnuts by AlaBam November 30, 2006
numnuts by Anonymous October 23, 2003
usually an insult; self explainatory
the person sitting here and reading my dumbass definition has a pair of numnuts on his head
General term referring to an individual who does not amount to your expectations. Numnuts becomes numnuts when he/she/they/feman/mailman/ steps out of line. To become a numnuts is to become wiped from the map of validation.
Buddy chirping nannies and tweeting aunties on dinner 11 eh? Humphrey is such a numnuts!
Numnuts by Tilly with a y July 21, 2021

laughin jokin numbnuts 

Laughin' Jokin' Numbnuts is the name given to LJN by James Rolfe, the Angry Video Game Nerd. James is a classic game reviewer with a low tolerance for bad games and LJN has consistently released poor titles.
I wanted to buy "Back to the Future" for the Nintendo Entertainment System until I found out it was a Laughin Jokin Numbnuts game.