Skateboard 

The good ol' plank o' wood. A skateboard is NOT a toy; it's a part of your fucking life, bro. Cruise to school, bomb hills, haul ass, eat shit, and learn a thing or two from and on your board. A skateboard has always been there. Get on and forget all the bullshit; enjoy the ride. You CANNOT use a skateboard as a fashion sense; if you do, you're a shithead. Thrash everything in sight and ride until you die.

Fuck doing homework. I have my skateboard.
Fuck doing drugs. I have my skateboard.

Fuck all this bullshit. I have my skateboard.

Skateboard by Fuck Love, Snort Drugs December 15, 2012

skateboard 

1. A wooden object connected to two metal axels and wheels. Used for transportation and fun.
2. To use the object known as a skateboard.

"Look at that skateboard"
"Let's go skateboard"

skateboard by RJ Chica Chica DEE August 29, 2003

Skateboard 

A piece of wood with wheels and a simple turning system, that has the magical power to bring fun and pleasure to millions around the world. It also should be used for fun and not to look "cool".

guy one: "hey look at me I'm so cool, I'm carrying a skateboard, that must mean I am really adventurous and wild"

guy two: "you suck"

Skateboard by howangrol October 17, 2008

Skateboard 

The best damn sport around. No coaches, no team. A big thanks to ESPN, Slim Jim and every other corporation for ruining what we have.

Skate to Kill - Kill to Skate.

Skateboard by Bekim Hatchet Wound November 5, 2002

skateboard 

it's this awesome board with wheels connected to it... the best invention ever... if i didn't waste all my energy skating today i'd be out skating right now... fuck all those poseurs who think that skateboarding is easy or those dickheads that hate skating... you guys are teh suxx0r

skateboards are the coolest... i can almost hurricane (FS 180 fakie feeble) and tailslide

skateboard by mat July 2, 2004

skateboard 

The inability to know ones phsysical boundries.

holy shit! Call the ambulance!

skateboard by sean February 26, 2005

Skateboard 

Something you should do for fun, not for your image!

I love ta skate! (not for my image, cuz no one knows i skate except for my best friend)

Skateboard by Nicole May 6, 2003