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Patriotard 

An American who is easily manipulated by appeals to superficial pro-American sentiment. Is often a jingoist and rarely if ever opposes any US military action; dismisses all who oppose such military action as liberals or Un-American.

Typically rejects out of hand any criticism of his country's foreign policy, no matter how justified, unless the criticism is that America isn't being 'tough' enough in some way. Confuses support for the people and/or the founding values of his country with support for his country's government, especially if his political party of choice (almost always the Republican Party) is in power.

Uncritically swallows propaganda and slogans representing the above mindset - for example: America is 'Hated For Our Freedoms' and the troops are 'Fighting For Our Freedoms'.

Tends to place far greater importance on the trappings of patriotism (American flags, etc.) than on protecting the Constitution or upholding America's founding values.

Worships the US military. Often a Fox News fan.
"My country, right or wrong"

A patriotard says "yes!" whenever the state does some act of senseless barbarism abroad. A liberal is somone who says "yes!" when the state does some act of senseless barbarism at home.
Patriotard by frubble March 23, 2011
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Patriotard 

1.)Anyone who didn't have a flag or a bible before September 11th but all of the sudden became a complete tool for the Republican Party.

2.)Those Extreme Sports Punks from the movie "Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle."

3.) Idiots that ran around waving the flag after September 11th but could of careless about it before.
Hey Patriotard!
Where was your flag and bible on September 10th?
Patriotard by Mike February 25, 2005

Patriotard 

ManningsArmy, ##joey##, and FatsoDonovan. And many more Patriotards on Colts forums.
Patriotard by IndyColtFanatic July 21, 2008

Patriotasm 

noun. The state of believing that the only way to support the troops is to put them in harm's way. ALSO The state of believing in one's leader(s) above the well-being of one's nation.
Never having served in the military, it was patriotastic of the senator to advocate war.

OR

To hell with what the world thinks! Patriotasm requires us to spread democracy where it is not wanted.

Patriotreason 

1) An act committed when someone loves political ranting but does not actually know anything

2) To commit an act that is so mindlessly stupid it damages an entire nation.
2)"We need to defeat Canada in the arms race!"

"Thats patriotreason you buttmunch"

1) "That fool supports the Patriot Act because he thinks it makes us more free. We should citizen's arrest their ass for patriotreason!"
Patriotreason by Free Whilly April 11, 2012

patriotrash 

An article of media or art which provides an absurdly-positive view of the home nation of its target audience, often to the point of complete irreconciliability with historical fact, or reality.
Did you see read that article in the Editorial section? Such patriotrash!

Patriotarchy 

A system that assumes the more patriotic someone is the more American they are.
I just put an American flag on my porch to move up a notch in the Patriotarchy
Patriotarchy by clickeye3 November 15, 2020