cock cheese 

A condition experienced by un circumcised males resulting from poor hygene, in which a sebaceous paste collects under the foreskin near the base of the head; it is characterized by it's fromage like consistency and it's pungent portugese fish market aroma.

Honey, let's pick up some of that head cheese at the deli, it'll go good with the prosciutto and havarti.

cock cheese by Anonymous September 7, 2003

cock cheese 

A sebatious substance that gathers under the foreskin of the penis. Rather un-appealing to females.

Hey dude, whats that spot on your pants, you leakin' cock cheese?

cock cheese by curlingguy April 25, 2003

cock cheese 

yummy stuff that gathers underneath a guys uncircumsized penis that is fun to lick, eat or touch.

it's smegma. That good stuff that is something extra when ya go down on your older male friend.

I ate peter's cock cheese under the bridge and in the woods.

cock cheese by Josh Fogarty.; June 25, 2010

cock cheese 

smegma (from it's alleged smell and resemblance to dairy products)

Man, after that infection I will never let cock cheese build up agian.

cock cheese by Light Joker October 16, 2006

cock cheese 

An extremely pungent substance that gathers beneath the foreskin. Poor hygiene encourages growth. Men often find their own cock cheese nasty-nice.

"Sweetie, pregnancy has caused me the craziest cravings. In case we run out of parmasan and stilton, do you think you could cultivate me some cock cheese? Cup-cake, you're the greatest."

cock cheese by Andy Pandy January 2, 2004

Cock Cheese 

The build up of matter underneath the foreskin of an uncircumcised male!

Andy was about to get a blow job until Anna realized he had Cock Cheese!

Cock Cheese by Jeff-A-Thon July 26, 2012

cock cheese 

Any cheese with blue veins

Jack: Whats that youre eating there, Sandra?

Sandra: Cock cheese

John: Smells good

cock cheese by Jade Lotus July 26, 2005