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Any type of energy drink, usually highly caffinated and loaded with other ingredients for quick energy. Brands such as Monster, Rock star, Red Bull, Jolt Cola, Dark dog, Stacker 2 Stinger, Lost and many, MANY others.
I’ve felt like hammered shit all morning, but I forced a speedbeer down the gullet @ 1430 and that should see me through until I head home.
-SKTFM
speedbeer by Muttlee February 16, 2005
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Speedster 

Someone who will win 1st in every 100meter race(e.g. Usain Bolt).

A very fast person.
Maddi:Did u know Jonathan went undefeated in the 100!?
Jazmin:No wow what a speedster!

Anthony:Usain Bolt just beat the world record!
Rashad:Yup he's a speedster.
Speedster by SixPackjonny August 6, 2010

Scapegoat Speeder 

The term used to describe the occurance in which traffic is moving 15mph more than it should, yet one car is going 20-30 mph faster, and therefore the one pulled over by the cops. In otherwords, when everyone is speeding, but the one speeding the most would be the 'scapegoat' speeder.
Person 1: "Dude I was going 70 in a 55 the other day but there was another guy that got busted doing 80."
Person2: "Good thing you had that scapegoat speeder!"

Sped Speeder 

A.K.A the short bus.

Retards go to school in this including people with down syndrome, cystic fibrosis, and etc.
The sped speeder aint a bus at all. Its a chevy van with seatbelts and speakers playing "Happy" music.
Sped Speeder by Mike Kobi November 19, 2003

Speedbird 5280 

The act of joining the mile high club onboard a British Airways flight
A: "How was your flight to London?"
B: "Awesome. I got a Speedbird 5280!"

follow the speeder 

A phenomenon in which other motorists wishing to speed locate a speeder, and all follow him or her in hope that if a police officer is waiting to pull a speeding car over that the only one who will get the ticket will be the person in front. Can also be used to give people behind the person in front time to slow down if the person in front spots a patrol car. This will sometimes work, but police will sometimes use 'speed traps' to set up several patrol cars down the road so they can pull a pack of cars over.
I was too tired to look for cop cars that day, so when I saw a car speeding along in the left lane at 85 mph with another car close behind, I put on my blinker and played a bit of 'follow the speeder'.

Speed Beer

Speed Beer is a relatively new drinking made up by Jeph Jaques for his comic "Questionable Content".
It involves sledding and a hell of a lot of beer.

You Will Need:

-A big snowy hill
-Cookie Pans/ Cafeteria Trays/ Sleds
-A lot of beer (A keg will do nicely)
-A designated person to make sure you don't get hypothermia from passing out in the snow
-Plastic Cups

The rules are fairly simple:

-Take your beer, and sleds (Cookie pans and cafeteria trays are preferred)to the top a snowy hill.
-Fill your cup
-Now sled while holding your cup!
-When you reach the bottom, drink whatever is left in your cup
-Repeat this process in turns

Build a ramp, for hilarity will surely ensue.
Tom: Well Jim, I bought all this beer for the BBQ today, but it's snowing out!

Jim: No worries, Tom! We can always invite everyone to play Speed Beer.
Speed Beer by Waffle S. April 23, 2009