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wraparound 

An extremely long turd that completly wraps around the toilet bowl; often a source of great pride for the producer. Usually left in a public toilet for others to admire.
Pat snapped a picture of his wraparound with his cellphone camera so he could show it off at work.
wraparound by pico February 15, 2005
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wraparound 

During homosexual anal intercourse, the stimulation or manipulation of the catcher's penis by the pitcher hand or hands.
He was such an ass; he wouldn't even provide the benefits of wraparound.
wraparound by Big Steve September 3, 2003

wraparound 

When you have Friday off for a three day weekend and take Monday off as well.
I had Friday off for the fourth of July but took a wraparound so I could party it up on Sunday.
wraparound by hilarioyo July 5, 2014

wraparound 

The act of fingering your girl from around her waist while sitting next to her in a movie theater with her little brother sitting next to you
How-D-are you scar that little kid by doing the wraparound during Starsky and Hutch.
wraparound by Biotch October 22, 2006

Wraparound 

A common gameplay option used often in games throughout the 1970s and early 1980s. It refers to objects leaving one side of the screen immediately reappear on the opposite side, maintaining speed and trajectory.
"Oh, I reappeared on the other side of the screen!" - "Yeah, that wraparound is pretty chill."
Wraparound by Uglybutrare April 24, 2021

reverse wraparound painted seagull twist 

A fantastic and triumphant sexual move. extremely pleasurable to both parties, although the woman is left paralyzed from the waste down 60% of the time. This move can only be performed on the beach because the man must anchor his feet into the sand for maximum thrusting power. You start off by having the woman perform a headstand, reach up between the dude's legs and tickle his grundle while he proceeds to fuckin plow the shit out of the girl's juicy crotch goblin. Most of the time one of those huge fucking mythical creatures will come lumbering over the dunes dragging a ten foot boner and join in the fun, but not all the time.
Hey Bill!

Yeah Bob?

I was giving Nancy the ole reverse wraparound painted seagull twist down on the spit the other day, and wouldn't ya know it? A huge goddamned elephant tyrannosaurus duck came outta nowhere and doused me in toothpaste.

Jewish wraparound 

noun. Disparaging. A route or path taken (as in driving or walking) from one place to another that is not the shortest and most ideal route available, especially one that is much longer than necessary.
My mom did a big old Jewish wraparound back from San Fransisco so it took her over two days to get back.
Jewish wraparound by Paul Rael January 7, 2011
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