squadge

To squeeze or manipulate with the hands; usually used as part of a derogatory phrase. Scottish in origin, popularised by Chewin' the Fat.

Go an hen, gi' us a squadge av yer fannay.

by Malcy Bee February 13, 2005

squadge

noun: a thing that a choir boy receives in excess

verb: a form of suffocation

adjective: squadgey (amer squadgy)
1. having a fish-like consistency
2. smelling musty or with a strong, yet pleasant, smell or taste

noun
"He joined the choir because his friend assured him he'd get tons of squadge."

verb
"Dude, if you had to choose how you'd die, what would you pick?"
"Are you kidding? It's clear -- I'd wanna be squadged to death."

adjective
"This must be my lunch from yesterday; this cheese is all squadgey."

by Shimmo February 17, 2008

Squadge

The sworn enemy of the Squidgy people. An unpleasant person in general who is typically unpopular to most.

He is a total Squadge

by anonymous November 28, 2020

Squadge

A squad of friends… about to go sideways… maybe/likely due to the influence of white wine (or similar)

It’s gettin squadge up in here
Squadgalicious
#squadge

by MAYMARR July 28, 2021

Squadren

A series of strategically floating battleshit Hendren.

As I snapped off some Hendren into the water, they formed into a formidable Squadren.

by will bitten September 18, 2016

squadeded up

A word only to be used by Big shaq or Roadman shaq himself,

Meaning he is in a large group of friends that he always hangs out with.

Big shaq: "I'm alone right now, but everyday mans says 'squadeded up',"
"You know like that, asnee,"
Charlie Sloth: "What wa -- wha.."
Big shaq: "Squadeded up,"
Charlie Sloth: "Squadeded..?"

by catfish (redunite) October 29, 2017

squadee

Similar to a selfie, but when you take a selfie with your besties --your squad. Squadee is the picture taken with a cell phone of a group of people that includes the self.

OMG, let's take a squadee!

by Dr. Magenta March 26, 2016