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Erick is right. Y'all both bitches.
Que weigh?
Weigh by ElWiseOne October 26, 2016

Weigh Anchor 

Variation 1: When a male's private part is so long or the shorts (and underwear) are so short, that the male private part dips below the bottom of underwear and is visible below the bottom hem.

Variation 2: When a man's private parts are so long that they dip into the water in a urinal.
Var 1: "Dude, you need longer shorts. You're weighing anchor."

Var 2: "Man, I hate when I weigh anchor. That urinal water is disgusting."
Weigh Anchor by PJeigh June 17, 2011

Weigh Money 

When you got so much cash you can't count all of it so you gotta weigh it to see how much you got. Get Weigh Money.
One Million Dollars Weighs 22 Pounds.

When you actually push weight, you make weigh money. Learn About It.
Weigh Money by iGetMoney August 4, 2008
1. A retarded way of asking why though

2. Weighing the dough for baking
1.

Person A: Weigh doe
Person B: Because I said so

2.

Person A: Could you weigh the doe please?
B: Yes, sure
Weigh Doe by WighDough October 11, 2018

weigh hey and up she rises 

It's what we do with a drunken sailor early in the morning.
What shall we do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?

WEIGH HEY AND UP SHE RISES

Weigh the ham 

Taking a fat crap after a holiday meal
Where’s Steve? Oh he had to go weigh the ham....
Weigh the ham by Weigh that yam November 24, 2019