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When one withdraws from society to drink excessively. Typically one will initiate a zapoi following a mental breakdown. Setting up a zapoi requires several steps
1. Turn off all of your lights and board up your windows
2. Consume cheap vodka and or drugs
Example 1:
Me, "My girlfriend just made me watch a broadway play with her parents."
My friend "Jesus you need a zapoi."

Example 2
Me "Jesus Christ I just walked in on Tommy gnawing on a cold hot pocket and sipping vodka on his bathroom floor."
Friend "Just let him be, he's having a zapoi."
Zapoi by BuddDwyer6 October 28, 2014
Related Words
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Are you guys ready to zapoi?!
zapoi by JonBanx September 10, 2005
A person who abuses people who he believes are under him in status.
You don't want to work for that guy, he is a real Zapien.
Zapien by rorozco May 8, 2010
An activity in which one subjects themselves to two or more days of continuous drunkenness, sometimes lasting up to a week. Also, it is the Roman Alphabet spelling of "Запой", the Russian word for binge drinking.
One study found that among Russian men ages 25–54, about 10% had at least one episode of zapoy in the past year.
zapoy by vagabond686 April 28, 2010

zamoimoi 

A word you say when someone turns you on and you want to tell them.
Baby you make me so Zamoimoi
zamoimoi by muckabully April 10, 2017

Zaboing! 

Mary: John, I’m pregnant!

John: Zaboing! I’m going to be a father!