z jay 

recieving a blowjob while smoking yourself a nice big fatty.(sounds nice huh?)

5$ for an HJ, 10$ for a BJ,15$ for a Z jay....nd if u gotta ask u cant afford it :)

z jay by Charlie nd corey November 12, 2007

z jay 

Getting your dick sucked and or your balls licked while you are sleeping.

zzz...zzz...zzz... z jay, SHAZAM zzz...zzz...zzz

z jay by Bukaki Johnson January 8, 2011

z jay 

Receiving a blowjob while using Zima as lubricant

Dude Breauxsard this broad gave me the best z jay last night.

z jay by boompaulused September 6, 2009

Z-Jay 

When one gets high on marijuana and proceeds to receive a Hand-job from another person

The hooker told me it would be 15 bucks for a hand job but 25 for a z-jay.
After we got back from the party my girl gave me a solid z-jay.

Z-Jay by Adam Gray November 29, 2006

Jay Z lips 

When your lips are so big, they either look like a croissant or couch cushions.

Damn, Samuel L Jackson's lips are so big, they almost look like Jay Z lips

Jay Z lips by BankrupTeen March 14, 2016

dinner with jay z

A meme where people decide if they would take 500k, or dinner with Jay Z.

500k or dinner with Jay Z⁉️

dinner with jay z by Dinner with Jay Z November 8, 2021

Jay Z'd 

To get your butt whooped by your sister-in-law while your wife just stands back and acts like she's not seeing shit. To truly get Jay Z'd, it must occur in an elevator.

Music legend Jay Z was the first in history to get Jay Z'd. Beyoncé just watched like she didn't see shit and Solange was going crazy on his ass.

Jay Z'd by Samazing May 13, 2014