To be in a state of extreme muscular fitness. Derived from either the word "yoke", a wooden beam placed between two testosterone -filled oxen to allow them to pull massive loads OR "yolk", the yellow, protein-filled center of an egg often used as part of the diet to arrive at supreme muscular fitness.

I heard that a lot of yolked bros are switching to organic muscle milk.

Yolked by theillromanesco May 17, 2015

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yolodeler

One who says "YOLO" as if it is required by law to say it as an excuse for doing stupid things. It is called "yolodeling" because it is a play of words, made up of YOLO and yodeler.

Person 1: Hey, why did you dye your hair green?
Yolodeler: Because YOLO!

Person 2: Hey, why did you get your whole face pierced?
Yolodeler: Because YOLO!

Person 3: Hey, why did you tattoo your whole body?
Yolodeler: Because YOLO!

Me: Shut up, everyone knows that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people.

yolodeler by I spend too much time here April 20, 2013

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yolked up

To grab someone, usually by the shirt or neck, and pick them up or against the wall.

I heard him talking shit, so I yolked him up.

He was fucking around and got yolked up by some dude.

I don't hit girls, but when she hit MY girl, I yolked her up.

yolked up by JustStitches December 3, 2013

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