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Witticist
A person who injects witticisms into a conversation. Usually speaks in an English accent, and his witty remarks are often met with generous "Oh hoh hoh"s.
The witticist can only be defeated by ignoring his clever remarks, which will frustrate him greatly. However, if you attempt to engage a witticist head-on, you are sure to be out-witted by him.
The witticist can only be defeated by ignoring his clever remarks, which will frustrate him greatly. However, if you attempt to engage a witticist head-on, you are sure to be out-witted by him.
An example of a witticist in action:
Aspiring Writer: "I just defined a word on Urban Dictionary!"
Witticist: "Well, it's nice to see that you've finally been published."
Bystander: "Oh hoh hoh!"
Aspiring Writer: :/
Aspiring Writer: "I just defined a word on Urban Dictionary!"
Witticist: "Well, it's nice to see that you've finally been published."
Bystander: "Oh hoh hoh!"
Aspiring Writer: :/
Witticist by AbundantlyRedundant October 16, 2011
dim witticunt
What someone says when they die or lose in a game or when they feel extremely insulted and use this as a comeback.
"Oh I died, this guy is such a dim witticunt."
Or used as
"You called me a motherfucker, you're a dim witticunt!"
Or used as
"You called me a motherfucker, you're a dim witticunt!"
dim witticunt by TobzDaOne November 2, 2019
wittigence
a brief, sudden, normally unexpected injection of wit and intelligence combined, generally in the midst of "other" subject matter or context
Professor was known for his often whimsical, sometimes scathing wittigences at unpredictable junctures of his lectures.
wittigence by the deficit kid July 12, 2009
witticles
witticles are the testicles of wit.
for someone to mention the large size of your witticles means that you are robustly witty.
for someone to mention the large size of your witticles means that you are robustly witty.
Sara: WOW...your witticles are really showing today, John.
John: What can I say? I'm one witty bastard.
John: What can I say? I'm one witty bastard.
witticles by answergirlanon April 12, 2009
counter-witticism
A witty comeback to a dark humored joke directed at someone. Also, answering to a sarcastic question with equal amount of sarcasm.
Tom: Dude, a drunk could drive better than you
Dick: Oh yeah, Tom? In that case you should drive
Harry: Tom, you got PWNed by counter-witticism
Dick: Oh yeah, Tom? In that case you should drive
Harry: Tom, you got PWNed by counter-witticism
counter-witticism by Jason Grimes December 29, 2005