wipeless

When one takes a poop but feels no need to wipe him or herself afterwards hence the word wipeless.

Saw a turd in the toilet in the men's restroom but there wasn't any paper I guess that's guys going wipeless

by chippers25 January 21, 2017

Wipeless shit

A crap that comes out so hard or huge that it requires no wiping.

"I wiped my ass after dropping a blue ribbion log and saw that I didn't even need to wipe. I just love a wipeless shit".

by nuttinbettr2do October 19, 2008

wipeless wonder

The rare occasion in which you barely have to wipe your ass after shitting.

Dude, I just had a wipeless wonder. I took a shit and only had to wipe like once.

by twonathon January 25, 2018

Wireless willy

When you hock a loogie in your lovers ear.

Before I cum I'm gonna give you the biggest wireless willy.

by Mufasa De Leon January 5, 2021

Niggular Wireless

1. A subsidiary of now-defunct Cingular Wireless. It had no credit checks was completely prepaid, especially for poor creditless niggers.

I'm gonna get myself a new phone a Niggular Wireless.

by shdwsclan August 2, 2009

wireless crapability

n. A weak wi-fi connection that your ISP insists is "blazing fast."

"We got a brand-new gateway from Comcast, but still only have wireless crapability -- every YouTube video freezes every five seconds."

Originally from Arrested Development: GOB's mispronunciation of "wireless capability," when listing Michael's ideas for Sitwell homes: "Number 32: Wireless crapability, that one explains itself."

by arkinese June 8, 2014

Rogers Wireless Kids

The group of annoying kids you see on TV for Rogers enacting scenes of teen drama and acting all cute. Their adds are aimed at a large audience of youngsters as they represent a perfectly homogeneous mix, complete with the good-looking girl, not as good-looking girl, boyish guy with haircut, other boy and non-caucasian boy.

<Guy 1> Hey, I just signed up for UrbanDictinary.com strictly to playa hate the My 5 kids.
<Guy 2> Oh, the Rogers Wireless Kids? I can't stand those feeble little prepsters.

by J_Dilla January 16, 2008