wifepocalypse

the fallout from asking your wife for a pass out after work on a friday for beer "with the lads".

Rob: "Hey Barb, a few of the guys are getting together for a few... oh... oh OK. *hangs up*. Shit, sorry guys. Just got an earful of wifepocalypse. I can't make it."

Mike: "Gay."

Dave: "Gay."

wifepocalypse by d_b_t January 22, 2010

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Wikipocalypse

09/09/2012
A day in history when internet cult leader Dan Howell's fandom (danisnotonfire) trolled the internet, correcting many wikipedia pages giving the wrong information about said personal. Phans were quick to edit the Delia Smith page which had many facts about Delia's personal life that remained unpublished such as her sexual relationship with Howell. Due to a possible media scandal said edits were deleted and their love child forced to go into hiding.

Phangirl: OMG the wikipocalypse was the best thing to happen ever
Delia: sad those cunts at wikipedia deleted an important aspect of my life out of my page #wikipocalypse ftw.
Dan: wikipocalypse makes me want all my fans...sexually.

Wikipocalypse by Grannyssmith September 9, 2012

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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