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whitelisted 

The presumption that you are being unfairly held back and discriminated against because of your ethnic origin.
This phenomenon frequently occurs when one puts a check next to the box marked Caucasian (not of Hispanic origin).
Jonathon: "I can not believe they gave the promotion to that ethnic guy over me."
Tyrone: "Man, you be blacklisted."
Jonathon: "No Tyrone, I've been whitelisted."
Tyrone: "Pump yo brakes for a sec cracker, they be callin' me on ma bluetoof."
Jonathon: "You're a true friend Tyrone."
Tyrone: "Man, fuck you."
whitelisted by brybry August 11, 2008
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whitelisted 

Term in the IT world granting you access to the services you desire.
You have been whitelisted for our services.
whitelisted by ChrissysMom June 1, 2018

whitelisted 

The presumption that you are being unfairly held back and discriminated against because of your ethnic origin.
This phenomenon frequently occurs when one puts a check next to the box marked Caucasian (not of Hispanic origin).
Jonathon: "I can not believe they gave the promotion to that ethnic guy over me."
Tyrone: "Man, you be blacklisted."
Jonathon: "No Tyrone, I've been whitelisted."
Tyrone: "Pump yo brakes for a sec cracker, they be callin' me on ma bluetoof."
Jonathon: "You're a true friend Tyrone."
Tyrone: "Man, fuck you."
whitelisted by brybry September 26, 2008

Whitelisted 

The state of absolute Liberal banishment which befalls public figures who, in an unfortunate moment of honesty, let slip or proudly proclaim their core racism.
“We need a chick Drummer.”

“That Hillary Jones is pretty bad ass.”

“Dude, she’s completely whitelisted. Have you not seen her career-ending Facebook Post?”
Whitelisted by Hollywood Red June 6, 2020

whitelisted 

people who can physically not enter the ban pool.
whitelisted cheater
whitelisted by Bammy131232 June 13, 2022

waitlisted 

A nice way for a college or university to rub your nose in the face that you ALMOST got in but fell just short, most commonly bestowed among prissy know-it-alls who could use a good boot up the ass.
"Dude did you hear that kid got into MIT?!"

"Nah douchebag got waitlisted"

"whats waitlisted?"

"basically a fuck you, you didnt get in but we dont want to hurt your feelings"
waitlisted by cpipes March 15, 2010

Whitelist 

A list of subjects (mostly people) allowed to join something or do something. This term is widely used in IT.
Now some bitch ass activists consider it racist so it's gonna be replaced with allowlist (what a bullshit) on some places (new Linux kernel for example)
Sorry, you are not on the whitelist for this party.
Whitelist by imasudoer September 11, 2020