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whatsicle 

That chunk of snow/ice with unknown objects melting in the front yard every spring. Seen in northern climates. Objects may include paper, plastic bags, car parts, and small animals unfortunate to be hit by a car that are then thrown to the side of the road via a snowplow.
Dude, the snow is really melting now. My whatsicle is starting to reveal some really wild stuff from over the winter. I'm pretty sure there's a cat in there.
whatsicle by bob1655 April 4, 2011
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A production of vaginal icicles from WAP at freezing temperatures.
Kyle asked Heather to sit out in subzero temperatures to satiate his necrophelic need for a wapsicle.
Wapsicle by Karen&KyleKoss September 14, 2020

Whimsicle Fuckery 

A discriptive term disscussing something that makes no sense what so ever, usually an item from Etsy.

Miss-spelled intentionally to mirror the usual incompitence of the creator.
Did you see that tin can with a gear hot glued to it? Pure Whimsicle fuckery
Whimsicle Fuckery by d2d May 12, 2011

Whamsicle 

When something goes so good it hits a positive version of whammy that's delicious - a whamsicle!

There's a Double+ Whamsicle - when two things go so good at once, and the legendary Triple+ Whamsicle - when three things go so good at once!

Anymore than three whamsicles at one time result in immediate death of the portraying whamsicle events.
Chad's Sister: I JUST WON $10,000 ON A LOTTERY TICKET!
Anthony: Oh mann, that's a Whamsicle!

Chad's Sister: I JUST WON $10,000 ON A LOTTERY TICKET AND CHAD ALMOST PICKED IT AS HIS YANKEE SWAP GIFT BUT HE DIDN'T!
Anthony: Oh mann, that's a Double+ Whamsicle!

Chad's Sister: I JUST WON $10,000 ON A LOTTERY TICKET, CHAD ALMOST PICKED IT AS HIS YANKEE SWAP GIFT BUT HE DIDN'T, AND HE'S UGLY!
Anthony: Oh mann, that's the legendary Triple+ Whamsicle!

whatsitlike 

Used by the members and friends of the punk rock band "The Four Angry Drunks." There is no real meaning, it's just said randomly. Often others outside the band have no idea what they're talking about.
Person 1: "Whatsitlike"
Person 2: What's it not like?
whatsitlike by besh November 9, 2007
Kodi has a Whopsicle and I love to taste it.
whopsicle by kimmym May 14, 2008

Waltsicle 

The urban legend that Walt Disney had himself cryogenically frozen would lead one to believe that somewhere in the world, an entertainment monger is a popsicle.

Can stand for any celebrity that has myths surrounding them involving cryogenic freezing
Dang mama, i waz ridin' on da haunted mansion and dis scurry scurry frozen man popped out
That's no man, it's a Waltsicle!
Waltsicle by benjininja December 6, 2010