whalex 

a retarded csgo closet cheater with 1k+ subs (somehow)

whalex: i dont cheat
everyone who watches his videos: nice joke

whalex by Аnonymous December 23, 2019

The Pink Whale Challenge 

If you want to do the Blue Whale Challenge, first off, dont. Do this instead. Please. Don't kill yourself. Please don't. People care. They really do. I promise.

Jay: I'm doing the pink whale challenge.
Kyle: Good for you man.

The Pink Whale Challenge by manwhoneedshelp July 4, 2020

whaleasaurus 

A humungous overweight out of shape poor excuse for a living thing.

A whaleasaurus lay on the beach surrounded by empty food containers.

whaleasaurus by jpg3 May 18, 2013

Surrogate Whale 

A way of trolling which was developed on the bodybuilding forums, misc section. The strategy originated in a thread which was created by carboy109. The strategy was developed by Xorsos. The strategy allows an individual to defame a sloot by using nude pictures of another sloot. These sloots typically have a monstrous physique and are known as whales.

Carboy109: "If you see this image while scrolling the first page, you have been visited by the surrogate whale. You MUST post 'Thank you Surrogate Whale' or you will face loss of gains and NEGS for the rest of your life"

Xorsos: Thank you Surrogate Whale

Surrogate Whale by carboy109 May 10, 2013

All Hail The Blue Whale 

the great blue whale Alhut Aleazim is the one true god of the spectral plane. He says all human lives must be entangled before death so they can become ghosts and join the spectral plane. If not they run the risk of reincarnation or becoming part of the alt-fright and Richard Spector. for more information on how to become entangled check out fright supremacy on youtube.

All hail the blue whale Alhut Aleazim for he shall defeat the alt fright and richard spector.

All Hail The Blue Whale by Tom pnoid June 10, 2018

Pickbertson's whale 

A small breed whale of the humpback variety. So named after famed naturalist Gary Pickbertson, this curious whale can be found off the coast of South Africa.

Robert: Baloooga! Nick: Nope, Pickbertson's whale!

Pickbertson's whale by cabin boy December 31, 2009

Eternal Whale

When your girlfriend gains weight after you begin dating her...and never loses it.

Ian:I wished I had stayed single...

Noah:I never though your girlfriend would turn into a eternal whale.

Eternal Whale by SilverDawn41 October 22, 2019