weregay 

Similar to a werewolf, a weregay is a man or woman who is straight during normal hours of the day, but at night turns homosexual due to intoxication or sleep deprivation. Often time this results in same sex cuddling or other homosexual actions.

"I thought Mike was straight, but last night I discovered he was a weregay when I found him cuddled with Evan, watching the Notebook."

weregay by fullmoonguy October 4, 2011

weregay 

that's when you're only gay under a full moon.

"I didn't know Andrew was gay?"
"He's only half gay. Half gay, half mystical cock creature of the night, the weregay."

weregay by h. sliss December 14, 2008

weregay 

you cant notice the weregay when the clock strikes 12am and a friend of yours becomes extreamly gay. there will be touching, staring, giggling, and more touching. He will not be afraid to put his ass on you or sit closer then normal. T%he look in his eyes can tell you that at this point no women can satisfiy his needs, only a man can.

Vin touching me
is it past 12
oh weregay

weregay by Big-T November 5, 2004

I thought you were gay

Something your crush says after you say that you like her

Me:I like u
Her:I thought you were gay
Me:(Intense Suicideal Purpouse) Goodbye for ever

I thought you were gay by YouKnowFuckYou June 6, 2021

waregay 

a gay warewolf

that waregay over there

waregay by Raven 1022 June 3, 2016

wish you were gay 

the best Billie Eilish song to ever exist. if you disagree, you're wrong. Completely and utterly wrong.

me: hey what are you listening to?
you: oh! wish you were gay by billie eilish!
me: i love you with all my heart

wish you were gay by eddiespaghetti May 19, 2021

I wish you were gay

Something your ex says when she can't accept the fact that she wasn't cute enough for you to sleep with

I wish you were gay that way I would know it wasn't me, but it was you

I wish you were gay by The Hardest Pill To Swallow March 24, 2019