wazakstan

slang for a male extreting urine, similar to the north eastern expression of a waz. basically the same as piss, piddle, wiz, slash... etc

hold on a minute, im just going for a wazakstan.

by drummerboyfin August 31, 2003

O Kazakstan

Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world
All other countries are run by little girls
Kazakhstan, number one exporter of potassium
Other countries have inferior potassium

Kazakhstan home of dipshit swimming pool.
Its length 30 meter, width six meter
Filtration system a marvel to behold
It remove 18% of human solid waste

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Darashik to Northern fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
A very nosy people with bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan industry best in world.
We invented toffee and trouser pants.
Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course for too many scars

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place.
From Plains of Darashik to Northern fence of Jewtown.

Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!

O Kazakstan is the best song ever.
Sacha, I kneel before you.

by TheDictionaryQueen July 5, 2009

kazakstan

The 9th largest country in the world.
Capital: Astana
Borders China, Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan, Turmenistan, and Russia.
Has nuclear missiles from the former Soviet Union.

My trip to Kazakstan was interesting.

by JOHNSON October 19, 2003

kazakstan

Borat Sagdiyev's homeland.

"In Kazakstan we love animal too.."

"Then why do you kill them?!?"

"Ehh, for fun."

by Bruno February 22, 2005

Kazakstan

Ancient land in Central Asia with ancient burials and land. The ethnic Kazaks are Azin and our ancestors fought with the Persians against the Alexander the Great and was part of Ghengis Khan's and the Huns' land. Home to other cultures such as Russians, Ukranians, Germans, and other people from stan countries. Kazakstan is a formal Soviet state and one of the original lands of the Turks. Some of Kazakstan's people left during the Soviet days to China, yet are returning. The movie "Borat..." was never filmed there and thus never showed the true people or culure, yet definantly helped people become more aware of it.

Kazakstan is an ancient land with rich culture, great ancient burials, and landscapes.

by Teemac November 13, 2006

kazakstan

Greatest Country in the world.

All other countries are run by little girls!
Kazakstan number one...

by sebastiancee November 10, 2007

kazakstan

Home of the infamous Ali-G's character Borat Sagdiyev who insulted America by changing the last line of the national anthem when asked to sing at a baseball match.

"Throw the Jew down the well,
so my people can be free"

by ben May 13, 2005