The largest VW/Audi car show in North America.(2nd largest in the world) It is held anually in Englishtown, NJ, and regular attendance is typically over 20,000.
British Person: We are not allowed to call Christmas "Christmas" anymore we have to call it winterfest even though it takes the whole meaning out of the word.
Much like Oktoberfest except without the quality beer, dirndls, and the generally cheery mood. The atmosphere at Wankerfest is marked by the abundant presence of wankers, the lack of any real conversations, and the feeling of impending dread mixed in with moments of short bursts of excitement. Though celebrated every year, it is not a particularly well known event--even to wankers themselves--and the people that attend, usually, prefer not to discuss it, which, in part, lends further to the festival's general obscurity.
Philip hoped to attend Wankerfest in completeanonymity this year as to avoid further conflict with his spouse.
Some say that wankers are in a constant state of either planning a trip to, or, figuring how to get back from wankerfest