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wangoballwime 

This is a phrase from the book "Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire" when harry decides to ask the pretty Ravenclaw girl Cho Chang to go to the Yule Ball with him, as his nerves take over him, his words come out in a jumble of sounds, excerting : "wangoballwime"
'Er - Cho? Could i have a word with you?'
Giggling should be made illegal, thought Harry furiously, as all the girls around Cho started doing it. she didn't though. She said 'OK' and followed him out of earshot of her classmates.
Harry turned to look at her, and his stomach gave a weird lurch as though he missed a step going downstairs.

'Er' he said.
he couldn't ask her. he couldn't. but he had to. Cho stood there looking puzzled, watching him.
The words came out before Harry had quite got his tongue around them.
'Wangoballwime?'
'sorry?' said Cho.
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You are in the middle of having sex. She asks you to spank her ass so you waboom her. A waboom is an ass spank with a mighty swing and mighty force during sex.
I waboomed her so much last night.
Waboom by Meiwz March 11, 2018

Wankouver 

A derogatory yet seemingly accurate term used to describe the Canadian city of Vancouver - a compound form of the words wanker and Vancouver.
Christine: Why have you been talking non-stop about your overstated intrinsic valuation of vintage bikes and reflecting an attitude of superiority that is clearly undeserved lately, Fred?

Fred: Ah sorry Christine, been spending too much time in Wankouver - it's kind of rubbing off.
Wankouver by lfk_ard November 25, 2011
The resultant deep slumber following a protracted, intense, multi orgasmic or 'creative' masturbation session.
Im kinda horny but sleepy and flying solo. Imma gonna fap myself into a wankoma
the largest highschool in the state of south carolina. everyone smokes weed, drinks, and whores around. fortunately, the students are all fine as hell, except for the raging spinster thundercunts who run the school.

the school caters to all of mount pleasant (also: the isle of palms, sullivan's island, awendaw, downtown....and also, thanks to the no child left behind program, north charleston, west ashley, james island, etc.) so class changes are like throwing yourselves into a stampede (much like the one that killed mufasa).
that wando bitch is sexy as fuck, too bad she's psycho.
Wando by britt0dakiddo July 14, 2011

wangosaurus rex 

complete jackass. whereas a wang is a guy who is moderately an asshole, a wanosaurus rex is a fucking idiot who is the very essense of being an asshole. yes, it is resonable to call the guy "the very essense of being an asshole" there is craft involved with opting instead to call him a wangosaurus rex.
"oh shit, that one dude who keeps wrecking open mic night by doing my chemical romance covers is here.... that dude is a total wang"

"shit, last week he tried to do a fall out boy cover..... on accoustic."

"wangosaurus rex!"