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wangmasher 

n An unpleasant and excessively small toilet or toilet seat obviously created by a child, a woman, a midget or a dwarf (or worse a combination thereof) such that it squashes an average man's junk up against the front of the bowl or squeezes his junk up against the seat resulting in sometimes fleeting, sometimes lasting, sometimes permanent discomfort and/or damage to one's johnson.

adj. "wangmashing" - the quality of being a wangmasher
1. noun Man, that toilet's such a wangmasher that I pissed all over my leg trying to sharpton.

2. adjective I just tried to sharpton in my new apartment but now my manhood has gone numb because of that wangmashing shitter.
wangmasher by benmeade October 19, 2008

corny wallabasher 

A "Corny Wallabasher" is when you freeze human "feces, a turd, or piece of poo" and use it as a Dildo or Sex Toy.
Take the "Corny Wallabasher" out of the freezer and lets get sexual.
corny wallabasher by DanielHC November 25, 2007

wallmaster 

a denizen of dungeons in the legend of zelda series. if pwned by one of these creepy monstrosities, you will be sent to the beginning of the dungeon.
omg! thats the twelfth time that wallmaster got me! this sucks!!!
wallmaster by 3mo Pwny Association October 30, 2010

wallpusher 

really awesome striped Bass guitar. Light, ergonomic bass guitars that offer more options for the musician.
Wallpusher: made by musicians for musicians.
wallpusher by mizrecycle February 7, 2010