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Mississippi WaffleHouse 

When you hittin from the back, eatin a plate of bangin fresh waffles and some syrup runs down her buttcrack like the Mississippi River and you lick it off.
im sitting there with my fresh plate of waffles and my girl wants my dick, so she had to settle for a Mississippi WaffleHouse.

wafflelicious 

That party was wafflelicious.
wafflelicious by JBBLEK June 29, 2008

Wafflejob 

The act of giving a man a hand job when his penis is so small, that there is no room to move up and down. So, instead, the hand must be rotated side to side, much like when you turn the handle of a waffle maker in a cafeteria.
Person 1: She said you were so small she had to give you a wafflejob last night!
Person 2: She has really big hands!!
Person 1: Whatever...
Wafflejob by Mae-Smith October 31, 2008
"Waffelo" is cool waffle boy.
Waffelo
Waffelo by Zeleniak August 6, 2018

WaffleHouse Hoe 

A Waffle House hoe is a rundown white femalel that is a chain smoker and drinks cheap liquer. She thought she was the shit in highschool, but now is a broke bum with one or more babies with different fathers. She has a black sugar daddy and still thinks her life is meaningful. You can tell she was once a pretty girl, but is now corrupted with black penis, drugs, and alcohol.
Jon: O' girl lookin rundown N sloppy
Scott: Shes a Wafflehouse hoe fo sho
WaffleHouse Hoe by iGpunk February 8, 2010

Coconut Waffledog 

The act of a person sprinkling coconut on a fresh pile of dog shit then smearing it onto a waffle or pancake. ( Usually a waffle ) The person will then proceed to ejaculate onto it, after which he/she will eat it.
My girlfriend made me a Coconut Waffledog and after eating it my shit smelled like coconut for 3 weeks.
Coconut Waffledog by shox178 November 30, 2011