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nummy foodstuff, but also used in german phrases like: Hast du was an der Waffel?! (are you crazy)
and insted of da word weapon
P1:Iam da new champ in this death-matcharena.

P2: HAHA, just wait till ya feel my new waffel
waffel by Spielkind May 9, 2005
guy 1: hey waffel
waffel by hehsi7e September 2, 2020

waffel donkey 

waffel donkey' someone that can tlak crap about noting and never shuts up
my mates a waffel donkey they keep chatin crap about shit i dont want to hear
waffel donkey by batmans cat October 15, 2009

blue waffel 

A vagina that looks like more of a messy kebab,it stinks,also the vagina will squirt out some stenching gunj and will stain anything it touches
vagine,bluwaffel,blue waffel

twat waffel 

the best word combo ever.
1)it can be used as a greeting

2)a way of describing someone annoying or you dont like

3) a member of EPMPLS (eat pussy minneapolis)
1)mark: travis you twat waffel whats up?!

2) dammit mike you little frecklenutted twat waffle shut the hell up
twat waffel by Steffan ABney January 24, 2008

blue waffel 

grossest thing of my life. I dies a little inside when I saw it...If someone ever asks you to look up a blue waffel...lests just say it has NOTHING to do with waffels...you will be foooooollled. nasty ew
another way of gooling you like *scary maze* for example: dude look up blue waffel! his friend: uhhhhhhm no man