wacketh 

When a Male Mammal Proceeds to relieve his penis in terms of masturbation

brb dude, I gotta wacketh it

wacketh by Jon Himself March 13, 2003

Wacketh 

The classy way to say something is "wackY"

bro that's wacketh

Wacketh by meowmeow1234meowmeowmeow June 8, 2020

wackathon

A very long masturbation session, usually with more than one participant.

Those frat boys had one hell of a wackathon. The winner was Biff Henderson, who also won this year's wackoff.

wackathon by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008

wackenhut 

when you go to pizza hut & sneak into the womens bathroom & masterbate into your hand , then pay with money full of jizz.

The service at pizza hut sucked . Lets go give them a wackenhut.

wackenhut by myke hunt November 17, 2006

dingle wacket 

When you shart in the car but you are in the middle of driving and everyone is asleep.

shelly got really uncomfortable when she dingle wacketed in the car while driving home with her friends.

dingle wacket by dr alley September 21, 2015

wackthebag 

When David goes to the toilet an pull his pants down an wacks his ball bags together.

When David goes to the toilet to perform wackthebag an pulls his pants down an wacks his ball bags together.

wackthebag by CEAZER HB June 9, 2020

Wackett 

The act of violently jerking off while pooping;
In special circumstances it may also refer to a sheisty ass dude

"Yo have you seen Adrian at all today?"

"Nah, I'm pretty sure he's been in his cabin all day trying to pull off a full Wackett."

Wackett by HB Fresh June 15, 2014