vextipated 

what happens when you are so angry, or vexed, that it causes instantaneous constipation.

Usually accompanied by a pained facial expression and inexplicable stomach cramps.

Marc: hey, you alright man? you don't look so good

Josh: yeah, but getting pulled over like that just got me all .. vextipated.

vextipated by grrlshadow March 30, 2009

well ventilated dress shoes 

term used by office workers for sandals in order to be able to wear them in the office

Your feet are warm? Well then you need well ventilated dress shoes!

well ventilated dress shoes by not Kevin May 31, 2006

textipated 

When you want to respond to a text message but you have no clue what to say.

Girl: Hey, why didn't you respond to my text yesterday?

Guy: Sorry, that message made me textipated.

textipated by Captain Crohn's February 20, 2014

well ventilated dress shoes 

term used by office workers for sandals in order to be able to wear them in the office

Your feet get all hot and sweaty? Well then you need well ventilated dress shoes!

well ventilated dress shoes by KennyMac May 31, 2006

Ventilated 

(of a butt) being flat or poorly shaped.

“She got a nice ass?”
“Nah man that shit is ventilated”.

Ventilated by hanojnokreb March 11, 2023

Vetinated 

What happens to animals at the vets

My cat was sick so I had to get her vetinated.

Vetinated by orekyo January 8, 2012

vexilated 

furious, annoyed beyond belief

he was an hour late, i was bare vexilated

vexilated by vexilatedkween January 15, 2018