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Upseterosexual

A heterosexual person who can't mind their own business, centers themselves around queer narratives that have nothing to do with them, is constantly in a state of upset when exposed to something that is exclusively for queer people and not them. Definitely smells like a jizz sock, uses 3-1 shampoo, and can't tell the difference between hummus and tzatziki.
Oh, you have a problem with Batman's new Robin being queer? Sounds like you might actually just be an upseterosexual. Seek help, friend <3
Upseterosexual by Nicholasvanj October 14, 2021
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upstairs bathroom effect 

A phenomenon in which an occupant of an upstairs bathroom is unable to hear what individuals downstairs are yelling up to him.
Marie: (To Kenneth) Darling, your brother is on the telephone!
SILENCE
Matthew: Alas, dear; he is using the upstairs bathroom and is thus unable to hear that which you are attempting to communicate to him. He may as well be deaf. This is a superb example of the so-called upstairs bathroom effect.

upstanding member 

Kat says Tony is a Upstanding Member

The bonus is he is a productive Member

UPStalking 

An individual whom follows package delivery services around during the holiday's seeking out opportunities to steal boxes that are left in front of houses by the driver.
"Dude, me and Bob did a little UPStalking yesterday and nabbed a new PC thanks to the dork who left the box at a vacant house."
UPStalking by Jacob Miller September 6, 2005

Corny_And_Upset 

A Serbian variety streamer on Twitch. She primarily plays Genshin Impact, World of Warcraft, and League of Legends, though many other games have been presented on stream. She is generally known for her fun personality and mildly-scuffed streams, with fans tuning in for a good time. As of 8/02/2023, she has just over 461 followers (those poor, poor souls).

Corny_And_Upset (also known as Lucy) is a self-described Onionist. In the past, she was well known for her habit of biting into raw onions on-stream. Though this practice has not declined recently, it has been integrated more so into her streams devoted to Onionism. In these streams, Lucy typically reads aloud religious texts devoted to the Onion, partakes in various quasi-occult activities in piety to the Onion, and--of course--bites into an onion.

In the past months, her follower and average view counts have been rising continuously, of which her followers and fans have been supportive and encouraging of. Current estimations based on previous records say that this trend will continue far into the future.

Onion.
Person 1: Is Corny_And_Upset streaming today?
Person 2: Yeah! And it's an Onion stream!
Person 3: Nice balls, Person 2!

nothing upstairs 

ignorant and stupid person, with little intelligence,
little education / schooling
he's a twink with nothing upstairs
nothing upstairs by woefwoef January 12, 2008