upper-desk

the act of taking a dump on someone's desk OR in one of the desk's drawers (most likely in retaliation for their screwing you over in a work environment)

the office version of "upper-decking"

Wow that Sheila bitch coughed in my face, screwed up my vacation request, and then 'misplaced' my paycheck! I think I'm going to upper-desk her office

upper-desk by Parallax2025 January 20, 2011

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Upper Desker

When your co-worker is feeling down and you shit on his/her desk to cheer them up.

1. Juan was overcome with sadness, so I offered to give him an upper desker.

2. After giving Cheryl an upper desker, she needed gasoline, a flamethrower, and a therapist to remove the memories.

Upper Desker by Hitokiri_Dan July 20, 2011

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Upper Desker

The act of pooping on an upper tier of a multi-tiered desk.

Sheila was being a huge bitch today so I waited until everyone left the office and gave her an upper desker

Upper Desker by Shitstorm15 October 21, 2010

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upperdecker 007

The act of taking a shit on wax paper, wrapping it up and putting it in the freezer until solid frozen. Then using the frozen turd as a time delay shit bomb, drop it in the upper tank of a toilette. The Shit Agent will have time to escape and the results won’t happen until hours after he is long gone. Once the shit thaws and someone flushes the toilette, it will fill the bowl with brown water and mission is complete.

I was over Jill’s house and she had a couple people over . I wanted to upperdecker her toilette but didn’t want to get caught. Since I have mad spy skills I used some frozen shit I stashed in her deep freezer and upperdecker 007’d her toilette , giving me plenty of time between the time I left and when Allyson went in and flushed it.

upperdecker 007 by Stephen Roche October 23, 2017