unfucky 

When someone is so unhappy, it stops people from having sex with them.

That person right there is too unfucky, I guess I gotta try someone else.

unfucky by I used my brain November 12, 2018

unfucky 

An unfucky person is one that you see as completely unfuckable. In other words, you could never imagine yourself having sexual relations with them. It is an adjective to describe an individuals 'fuckability'.

"Hey Tommy, don't you reckon that Emma chick is unfucky?" said Sanjay.
"Nah not really, I think she has a chance." Tommy responded.

unfucky by Lionolinux June 20, 2020

Unlucky 

When someone fucks up so bad it's embarrassing to admit it as their

own fault.

Have you heard? He lost to children's mining and crafting game.
Man, he must be UNLUCKY

So fucking unlucky!

I'm blocking how can she damage me?

Unlucky by Supa Solja October 18, 2020

Unfuckupable 

Something that is so easy that it could not possibly be fucked up, even by the stupidest person in the entire world.

Directions to your mom's house: Left on main street and stay straight until you see the neon XXX sign, honestly unfuckupable.

Unfuckupable by BigLue February 11, 2010

unfuckupable 

someone or something that can't be fucked up.

i'm very unfuckupable.

unfuckupable by Joshua_J July 30, 2019

Unfuckupable 

Someone who's untouchable; someone who can't be fucked up.

Person 1: You remember Dave?

Person 2: Yeah, he was unfuckupable.

Unfuckupable by Ellen_sr August 2, 2019

Unlucky Strike

A Lucky Strike cigarette that has been turned upside-down and stored. Although this would bring luck were it any other cigarette, a Lucky Strike is naturally lucky, thus turning it upside down actually counteracts the luck.

- Whoa man, don't flip that one - you want an Unlucky Strike?

- I heard of this one guy who flipped a Lucky Strike, two minutes later a tree fell on him, then he got struck by lightning, then his wife divorced him.

Unlucky Strike by mIsTaH187 December 25, 2011