ummer 

A person who speaks at least 14 "Umm"s per minute, where "Uhh"s are equal to half an Umm, according to Dvorak's Hummer Theory.

See also: Berkeley hummer

The slave recognized the Senator to be an ummer after it measured 16 Umms per minute during the Senator's speech by using an Umm-meter, in the morning.

ummer by CitizenSlave August 28, 2013

Ummer 

An insane gamer who goes all night until 7:00 in the morning and then passes out.

I CAN'T STOP GAMING I AM AN UMMER!!!

Ummer by tittyfuck69 April 26, 2009

Ummer 

A big fat shit with no friends

Wow that guy is such an ummer

Ummer by john watson school June 27, 2007

ummer 

A way of introducing a boyfriend, girlfriend, or lover when you don't wish to say any of the free. The name comes from the fumbling you do when you introduce them: "This is. . .um..er..."

"This is my ummer, Olivia."

"Mom, this is um. . .er, David."

ummer by lizzie mag September 8, 2006

Ummer 

That involuntary "mmm" sound you make when you take a bite of something unexpectedly delicious — not loud, but just enough to catch someone’s attention. Usually followed by someone asking, “What you umming at?” and then a sentence glorifying the food with 'by the way' slipped in at the end.

What are you umming at? just this Dubai chocolate its a proper ummer.

Ummer by WhatYouUmmingAt? April 23, 2025

ummer belly 

1) Something you hold that prevents you from getting wet whilst it's raining
2) An umbrella

When it started raining, this girl pulled out the most colorful ummer belly to keep herself from getting wet.

ummer belly by Dawnie December 16, 2006

Ummehani 

Ummehani name girls are the bestest friend you could ever have they are the most cutest and sweetest if you have a friend who's name is ummehani you are lucky they are honest and also can say whatever they want on your face they will never talk on your back

Ummehani are amazing💕😍

Ummehani by Zahara morishwala May 2, 2021