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jiggy twigger 

The act of forcefully slapping a flaccid penis against a vaginal or anal orifice.
John:"I just had the best night with Carol"

Gary:"Did you give her the ol' jiggy twigger?"

John:"fuck off Gary"
jiggy twigger by trosk-ski October 28, 2013

Twinleaf'd 

When small patches of snow appear outside overnight. (Origin: In Pokemon Platinum Version, snow patches that were not present in Diamond and Pearl appear for seemingly no reason.)
Person One: "Hey, are we going to get a snow day tomorrow?"

Person Two: "Nah, it's not supposed to snow that much. We'll probably just get Twinleaf'd."
Twinleaf'd by Cole Minor February 11, 2010
A twisted citrus peel, as in a mixed drink.
I’ll have a Manhattan with a lemon Twile.
Twile by Freetownbeerguy March 8, 2022

twitless 

adjective - Used to describe one who is known for posting absurd, gratuitous or witless comments on Twitter.

Also used to refer to a period of time without receiving/sending tweets.
That girl is twitless, reading her updates is like pulling an empty cereal box out of the cupboard.
twitless by Hypatia-Kant August 9, 2010
What you call an average twitter user that annoys you.
You: *says literally anything*
twigger: Sweety, that's problematic ...I also checked your number of followers and YIKES! Do better.
twigger by ertffhrhb2gf August 30, 2020