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Twattermelon

A person who is cunt by nature/a person who likes to bring others down with their words.
Someone who's mouth won't stop talking trash.
Janet can be such a twattermelon when she drinks.
Karen shut your twattermelon
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twatermelon 

What to call people when there are being a twat. Usually describes someone that does something that requires a friendly reminder that they are being a vagina.

Why you get called a twatermelon:

1. Not following bros before hos.
2. Leaving a party early.
3. Not making a move on a girl.
4. Acting like you are drinking at party when you are really just trying not to look like a twat.
"Come over to my house. Mike is about fight some douche."

"I cant, I told Sara I would hang out with her tonight."

"John, don't be a twatermelon. Get your ass over here."

"O.K. I wont puss out."
twatermelon by Mikey Bartlett January 9, 2009

Twatermelon 

A way of calling someone a twat in the workplace. Used so that if said person were to report you for insulting them, no supervisor in their right mind could take the complaint, "He called me a twatermelon!", seriousily.
A Normal Employee: "I hate you so much Pete, you're such a twatermelon."

Pete: "I'm reporting you to Drew for unprofessional conduct!"

Drew, the Manager: "Hahaha get out of here Pete."
Twatermelon by BoBBertRaptor January 24, 2018

twatermellon 

When a woman has a watermellon shaped sack of fat from her stomach to her vagina.
"Look at Miss Roch's twatermellon.. that shits nasty."
twatermellon by Shawn Parent March 28, 2008

twatermelon 

It is when vagina is fucked so hard that it turns raw pink on the inside and bruised green on the outside.
''man, i was with my girl all day. i made a twatermelon in between her legs.''
''She thought she was a freak, but i turned her vagina into a twatermelon.''
twatermelon by benharless March 13, 2008

twatermelon 

The frontal orb of fat that some women harbor in their pants. Can easily be mistaken for a watermelon.
Wow that girl has a twatermelon.

Does she have a beach ball in her pants? No, it's just a twatermelon...
twatermelon by hamburgers0988 February 21, 2015