tuvmuffin 

a decadouche, someone who will constantly push your buttons, a man-whore or slut

That guy is getting on my nerves, he's such a tuvmuffin.

tuvmuffin by decadouche August 4, 2009

Tormuffin 

The act of sticking a lit candle into a woman's vagina, then blowing the wax of the candle onto her chest, then ejaculating onto her chest, creating a wax/cum mixture on her chest. The partner then proceeds to lick the mixture off of the woman's chest, and place it onto her bottom.

Mitch: Hey man, what happened with Nancy?
Dan: I gave her a Tormuffin.

Tormuffin by Torminator September 3, 2011

turdmuffin 

a strange word for when you just cant seem to think of anything else to say. Comes from the words turd and muffin.

"Geez man your such an ass" "Oh yea well um... um... your a turdmuffin!"

turdmuffin by Fish December 15, 2004

thugmuffin 

a Muffin made of the blood of 12 assorted thugs mixed into the batter of bisquick pancake mix. You'll end up with 19 servings of thugmuffins

Yo he a true thug, he even cooks thugmuffins fo' breakfast. dat be his job sennn

thugmuffin by Minkus Muckwater December 15, 2004

thugmuffin 

some one who acts and dresses like a gangster who is to awkward or cute to be one

that little boy is a thugmuffin. . .

thugmuffin by meganocity July 8, 2011

thugmuffin 

A goodlooking guy who can get away with acts of mischief.

Danny Blaze walks into the store alarm goes off "oh really I didnt even steal anything yet"*cute smile* oh danny your such a thugmuffin

thugmuffin by Nicolecanread May 20, 2010

TheMuffinMan

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The muffin man is cracked
TheMuffinMan is pro

TheMuffinMan by Muffin88888 November 5, 2020