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turtleboss

1. Nickname given to one who is a master of the penis...ie a homo
2. Bad ass Contra III stage boss who got his shit ruined
Damn, my roomate Sherman is such a turtleboss, the other day i walked in on him sucking some guy off, how shitty.
turtleboss by Howard Mallory October 5, 2003

turtlewash 

Cutest guy ever. often used with chopped, which means you dont know me
rob your a turtlewash. "you got me chopped turtlewash"

turtleshorts 

bro did u switch late flip el toro? Turtleshorts already did that
turtleshorts by turtleshorts June 10, 2020

Turtlepuss 

A substitute word which can mean anything you desire, the substance of which is determined by the recipient’s ears.
Guy 1: “Duuuude, you’re such a turtlepuss”
Guy 2: “I turtlepuss’d your mom last night
Turtlepuss by Brawl Might May 16, 2023

Turtleburger 

A burger consisting of turtles, with various other pieces of salad or meat.
Bill: "Dude, I just had the best turtleburger."
Fred: ".. That's disgusting."
Turtleburger by Turtleburgerman January 2, 2009

TurtleBunny 

Turtlebunnies are a mix between a turtle and a bunny. They are slow and fast at the same time.Turtlebunnies are known for their allegiance to the Confederate States of America. They are very hostile and dangerous and should be hunted on sight. They hate squirrels and penguins who built the great Squirrel-Penguin States of America.
"Oh my goodness! It's a turtlebunny carrying the Confederate flag! ATTACK!!"
TurtleBunny by Axel_Bikesalot December 24, 2012