turkey basterd 

A child who is born to unmarried parents and who was conceived by turkey baster insemination.

That little turkey basterd's mother is suing his father for support, but his father claims he didn't know about the insemination.

turkey basterd by neologisto July 15, 2011

turkey basterd 

A baby made by inseminating a female with a turkey baster

I hear she kept his used condoms to try to make a turkey basterd

turkey basterd by wwx822 July 15, 2014

Turkey Baster 

When a woman after sex, takes the condom and uses a turkey baster to suck out the contents then uses it to artificially inseminate herself, without the knowledge or consent of the male.

Often done to gain child support from pro sports players, or to prolong bad relationships.

After hooking up with the cheerleader at the homecoming party, Tyrone Biggins found himself a victim of a turkey baster. He is now the father of 6, and he still can't figure out why condoms aren't working.

Turkey Baster by SouthwickCafe February 20, 2011

Russian Roulette Turkey Baster 

When several of a females guy friends cum into a bowl, then mixed up and inserted into her with a turkey baster and hope they aren't the one to get her pregnant

Son, you were born by Russian roulette turkey baster.

Russian Roulette Turkey Baster by Russian Roulette Turkey Baster July 12, 2017

turkey baster 

lesbian who wants to give birth to her own child. so called because of the infamous episode of Brookside when artificial insemination was attempted using a turkey baster

kevin thought he had scored when he pulled ms spicer at stringfellows only to discover she was a turkey baster

turkey baster by theWestHamfan December 17, 2003

turkey baster roulette 

A game played involving one female and a minimum of two males (more male participants are encouraged for handicapping purposes)and a large turkey baster. Each male is required to ejaculate into a community bowl. Upon the successful containment of the participants' semen, one preselected male uses the turkey baster to suck up a generous portion of the combined semen. The turkey baster operator then inserts the 'business end' of the turkey baster into the female's vagina and pumps out the collected jizz. Nine months later, if a baby is born, a paternity test will reveal the father. If any of the participants are proven to be the father of the child, they lose.

Why does my wife keep so many turkey basters in the house? She doesn't even cook. She keeps telling me the basters are for turkey baster roulette.

turkey baster roulette by jb3ar November 29, 2007

Hungarian Turkey Baster 

Sexual effluence spread during mating then retracted on the secretor.

When an extremly hairy man deficates on a small but limber woman, then collects his excrement. Thus a Hungarian Turkey Baster has been preformed.

Hungarian Turkey Baster by The_Administrator December 15, 2010