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turboshit 

The name given to the activity of shitting really fast. Especially used by disorganised people who dont have the shit-management gene and usually find themselves running to the bog hoping to 'send a sausage to the seaside' quickly because theyve got more important things to do.

Also used by internet junkies who find that logging on acts like a laxative and makes them want to 'log off'.

Often used to describe the vast quantities of crap produced by the above mentioned activity.
You should have seen it mate, I had a turboshit and it was poking out of the pan!

Ive got 30 seconds before she gets here, ill have a turboshit, no time to wash my hands.
turboshit by missadventure November 4, 2006
Related Words
Tur-bush (noun/n.) - Having a long braided bush (pubes) sometimes dyed in an odd color and covered in turds or poop.
Yeah man the bitch was fine as hell but had a nasty turbush
Turbush by Dizz Nasty May 18, 2013
James Sullivan yells turbous after making insane basketball shots
neeeeeeeeroom (swish) “TURBOUS!!!!!”
turbous by Connor wise November 9, 2023

Tarboush 

A Cool hat that muslims wear, but virgin gay turks call it fez
Did you see ali today, he was wearing an epik tarboush
Tarboush by Tarboush Iraqi December 3, 2019

Turboshplegin 

Turboshplegin is when you are so aroused that you cream yourself yet there is nothing sexual present. cream dream
McDonalds ball pits make me Turboshplegin.

Turboshart

An accidental shit when trying to release flatulence through your asses extraction point located between the buttox. Much more powerful than a normal shart.
Turboshart by Tim Urban November 7, 2006