Turbodish 

A reference to a foul smelling troll who argues on message boards just to annoy people and cause anarchy. Does not have any common sense, and is might be a possible cross-dresser

1-Jack- did you see that post about Italian cruise liner sinking ?

Stan- Yeah. I mentioned that its not the captains fault. it was the passengers fault for all being on the right side of the boat.

Jack- HAHA way to Turbodish that thread

2- Paul- Turbodish, can you please scratch my back, i cant reach

Turbodish- absolutley, after all, you scratched mine first

Paul- i love you

Turbodish by drtesanchezm3 April 23, 2012

turboshit 

The name given to the activity of shitting really fast. Especially used by disorganised people who dont have the shit-management gene and usually find themselves running to the bog hoping to 'send a sausage to the seaside' quickly because theyve got more important things to do.

Also used by internet junkies who find that logging on acts like a laxative and makes them want to 'log off'.

Often used to describe the vast quantities of crap produced by the above mentioned activity.

You should have seen it mate, I had a turboshit and it was poking out of the pan!

Ive got 30 seconds before she gets here, ill have a turboshit, no time to wash my hands.

turboshit by missadventure November 4, 2006

turbodildo 

Any sort of artificial reproduction of the penis that is rotated at high speed lengthwise by compressed air.

Administer the testicle clamps, and then apply the turbodildo to my anus please.

turbodildo by Thunderbolt January 9, 2007

Turdish

noun.

Hailing from Istanbowel, Turdish (aka Turdie) was once the star of the "Toxic Avenger" film series before growing fickle with the demands of fame. While he no longer is in the film industry, his proud sense of self remains, and he a reputation of being somewhat of a diva. In his spare time he can often be found "maxing and relaxing" by enjoying various spa activies including Diet Coke baths, Rocher Candy Balls, and listening to deepak chopra.

Has anyone seen Turdish today? They're showing a marathon of his films on the Sci-Fi network.

Turdish! Hide anything you don't want seen! I'm coming in the bathroom to get some Rocher Candy Balls!

Turdish by berr-ah December 9, 2008

Turboshplegin 

Turboshplegin is when you are so aroused that you cream yourself yet there is nothing sexual present. cream dream

McDonalds ball pits make me Turboshplegin.

Turboshplegin by Turbo ovulation April 28, 2006

turboisland 

A small littered patch of urine-stained grass outside an off-licence, often frequented by screeching drunkards with varying mental disorders, including paranoid schizophrenia, morbid obesity and varying obsessive-compulsive disorders.

Turboislanders can be seen in many UK towns, where society's more vulnerable old people congregate to abuse passers-by and each other whilst holding carrier bags filled with super-strength lager.

Whilst often sad to observe, their hysterical antics are rarely threatening and mostly rather humourous given that they are so few in number and so mentally imbalanced.

Also known as "schizoisland"

"I'd sooner take the car than walk to the shops, I fear those poor old folk will be occupying turboisland on such a fine evening, and I would rather not be subjected to a spit-fleckled rant about lumpen proles and pub deejays"

turboisland by Dr Olaf Popinjay February 19, 2008

turdishness

having turd-like characteristics.

Turdishness is part of his charm.

turdishness by miss simpleminded May 15, 2010