1.
a person unacquainted with affairs of the world who believes that through blunt, brutish speech one can achieve world
domination.
2.
someone who, while unabashedly expressing
offensive opinions about others, believes themselves to be irresistably charming.
3.
anyone who's level of
narcissism is only exceeded by their over-inflated sense of self worth
4.
a shameless panderer willing to play to the rankest, most base instincts in their fellow citizens in order to garner favor
5.
someone who sincerely believes they have fabulous hair, when it is woefully obvious they do not