trompet 

And ass stick you got me

Stick that trompet up my ass

trompet by Rusty trombone January 20, 2017

trumpetard 

portmanteau formed from trump + petard (in the sense of Shakespeare's "hoist with his own petard')

def: a linguistic "reveal" of pathological liars (like Trump), wherein a statement is "exploded" (revealed to be completely devoid of veracity) by an immediately following conflicting/contradictory statement.

example of usage: "In every public speech, the president careers from one trumpetard to the next!"

trumpetard by Eppypotamus March 30, 2020

skull trumpet 

The scariest two- second video of all time. Involves a skull and a trumpet.

Person A: "I just saw skull trumpet,"
Person B: "I presume you need a new pair of pants?"

skull trumpet by NotACat January 12, 2015

Trumpet Strumpet 

A mistress of Donald Trump.

Yes, that beauty queen was a Trumpet Strumpet.

Trumpet Strumpet by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2016

trumpette 

A female supporter of Donald Trump's presidential bid. (Rarely sighted in the wild.)

Whenever The Donald attacks Fox News host Megyn Kelly, you can expect his campaign to trot out a trumpette to defend his comments.

trumpette by flemingway October 19, 2015

the Trumpettes 

The women of the Donald Trump family.

Standing in a row on the stage and quietly glittering, were the Trumpettes!

the Trumpettes by I, Wreckerrr November 23, 2016

Trumpette 

An ignorant blowhard who makes a lot of noise, blindly and militantly, defending Donald Trump... Especially fond of Trolling on social media. Also known as a "Trump Troll" or "Trumpkin".

Nothing but Trumpettes and Paulbots on this Tea Party thread. The trolls have taken over.

Trumpette by Duchess1963 September 14, 2015