traffucked 

The unfortunate position of being stuck in heavy, unmoving traffic, especially traffic that is stalled for no visible reason.

I would have been here earlier, but I was totally traffucked.

traffucked by Jules_in_LA November 6, 2006

Traffucked 

To be delayed due to a high volume of traffic.

Dude, we would have been here right on time, but we got traffucked.

Traffucked by XC Jay April 11, 2008

Traffucked 

Stuck in really bad traffic

"Man, I've been traffucked for the last one hour. Nothing's moving here, it's like a parking lot."

Traffucked by BombayAddict January 8, 2009

Traffucked 

to be fucked by horrible traffic.

Christina was TRAFFUCKED this morning because of the overturned big rig on the 60 freeway.

Traffucked by KroqnGirl July 23, 2009

traffucked 

The situation of sitting in traffic, not being able to move forward, sideways or backwards, knowing you have to be somewhere.

"Honey, I'm gonna be late, I am so traffucked right now."

traffucked by Lizard boots and Lipshitz January 28, 2018

traffucked 

an excuse for being late for almost anything you had to drive to.

i would have gotten here sooner but the I-5 traffucked me for 45 minutes.

traffucked by the taper guy August 5, 2012

Traffucked 

Get stuck in a traffic jam.

Jane got traffucked on her way to the gym.

Traffucked by Nãvnã December 28, 2013